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please vote for me. i am very good.
i would do a very good job.

i am verry good at many things. i can count many ants at one time and i can do riverdance. the other people running are very bad. i am very good. i have cute names for all of my stuffed animals and i can ride a bicycle and i wear suits and i am vry popular. i will not use your taxes for BAD THINGS and my testicles have fully descended. i am 25% more absorbant than the leading brand. i will unite the people.