standard regulations ~ these films do not contain any immoral, obscene, or pornographic matter. they do not advocate the overthrow of any government, nor threaten injury or death to any person. these films do not induce seizures, epileptic fits, or thoughts that flow against what your society has deemed conventional, friendly, helpful, educational and/or cheerful. they have been cleared and approved for your consumption on the basis of overall quality, hygiene, soft texture, and general good-naturedness by our finest technicians in very white coats with little rubber stamps and clipboards and those professional looking plastic goggles with the little air holes on the sides. please consider some of our other products!

our current library includes:
SITTING IN A ROOM, WATCHING A PLANT, and DOING A PUZZLE.

many individuals have asked us,
i have witnessed an art that has not been pre-approved by the hygiene department. could there be something wrong with my brain?

for your convenience, we have supplied the following handy take-home quiz. if you answer "yes" to any of the following, please contact your nearest professional for immediate patronizing