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PUNCHLINES FOR ANY OCCASION

"I pet it with a broom."

"Why he is not a Jewish man he is the Pope."

"Do I look like a public lavatory to you?"

PUNCHLINES FOR WEDDINGS

"You know that's really funny because my name is the same as that mixed drink."

"The aneurysm is coiled and not due to burst again."

PUNCHLINES FOR FUNERALS

"That's not a dog"

"But that would be physically impossible and thus comical"

"Fuck you you fucking fuck"