TV NEWS ANCHOR (V.O.) An unidentified man was arrested this afternoon for creating a disturbance in downtown traffic. He told authorities he was "trapped" on a traffic island, unwilling to step onto the black asphalt because it matched the colors of his shoes and he was afraid of "sinking into the earth."

well prepared and alert.
that ice is thin.
antibacterial.
hours in a day.
you never called.

here is where i do not need to be.

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