running as FAST as he could along the beach, he dove headfirst into a pile of kelp that had washed up, rolling and flopping around amid the sogging, briny heap. his brain was secreting massive amounts of flavored juices at this point, and he was barely able to stumble back onto his ecstatic feet to keep on running, panting and making broken, staccatoed giggly noises. he spotted four birds lazily gliding overhead, and his face erupted with happy emotion, sprinting and stumbling, delirious with release, he stretched his arms out as wide as he could towards the birds, exclaiming, "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!"