billcam ---> thanks to today's GODLIKE TECHNOLOGY, we have the opportunity to peer straight into the fascinating life of everybody's friend, bill, with the help of our LIVE WEBCAMS! peer into his existence like the voyeuristic fly on the wall you are! experience his triumphs and tragedies, laugh at his folly, and masturbate furiously to his sad sexual escapades! judge the assorted suffering on display from a safe distance and feel better about your own disappointing smear of an existence! take him for granted and suck him dry! span space and time! fun!
streaming cameras refresh once every two years

CAMERA ONE
YOUNG BILL
CAMERA TWO
OLDER BILL
CAMERA THREE
DEAD BILL
  • mood: stimulated, lonely
  • thinking about: ambitious dreams;
    where crayons come from; tv; bugs
  • currently: planning escape

  • mood: disillusioned, lonely
  • thinking about: what his life has become; women; his categorical lack of power, money, and physical attractiveness
  • currently: cautiously optimistic
  • mood: dead, lonely
  • thinking about: not much
  • currently: ruining the carpet
  • thanks, bill!